I just got an advertisement for a motivational speaking engagement coming to my area. Sarah Palin is one of many speakers. Here is my next tip for you Mrs. Palin. Don't associate with SCAM ARTISTS! These "motivational speakers" are merely salesmen trying to sell crap. If you want any credibility (and I am starting to seriously wonder if you do) stop selling yourself to the highest bidder.
You are better than that. At least I thought you were.
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Sarah Palin for Vice President: Part I
This is Part One of a series I will write on Sarah Palin for Vice President. The point of this series is to vent my frustration with how poorly she managed her last campaign and to discuss the incompetence of her advisers. If she follows my advice she will be the next Vice President of this country, if it still exists by the next presidential election in 2012.
Tip #1. Stop letting everyone kiss you when you come on stage. Men don't kiss each other under the same circumstances and it is degrading to a presidential candidate, male or female, to be kissed on the cheek just for entering a room. Keep degrading yourself in that manner and you will never win.
Tip# 2. Stop talking in that "folksy" manner. It too is degrading and stereotypes you as stupid, which you are certainly not. Speak clearly and concisely without the local jargon. It is not endearing and does not make you fit in more with the common man. Keep speakin' like ya just fell off a turnip truck and ya will never win.
Tip #3. Do not run with a moderate like Romney or McCain. To us actual conservatives moderate means liberal and we will not vote for you with one on your ticket. McCain killed your chances of winning the last election. He refused to campaign with any vigor at all and because of his moderate (i.e. liberal) position, lost you votes. Indeed, the only reason McCain was so close last election was because of you. Seriously, to me it looked like McCain threw the election purposely. Romney, like McCain, is a liberal to the core. He is the architect of government forced health care and he will never get the conservative vote. Lose the moderates or lose the race.
That's it for now. More tips for Sarah Palin coming soon.
Tip #1. Stop letting everyone kiss you when you come on stage. Men don't kiss each other under the same circumstances and it is degrading to a presidential candidate, male or female, to be kissed on the cheek just for entering a room. Keep degrading yourself in that manner and you will never win.
Tip# 2. Stop talking in that "folksy" manner. It too is degrading and stereotypes you as stupid, which you are certainly not. Speak clearly and concisely without the local jargon. It is not endearing and does not make you fit in more with the common man. Keep speakin' like ya just fell off a turnip truck and ya will never win.
Tip #3. Do not run with a moderate like Romney or McCain. To us actual conservatives moderate means liberal and we will not vote for you with one on your ticket. McCain killed your chances of winning the last election. He refused to campaign with any vigor at all and because of his moderate (i.e. liberal) position, lost you votes. Indeed, the only reason McCain was so close last election was because of you. Seriously, to me it looked like McCain threw the election purposely. Romney, like McCain, is a liberal to the core. He is the architect of government forced health care and he will never get the conservative vote. Lose the moderates or lose the race.
That's it for now. More tips for Sarah Palin coming soon.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Liberal Media Fears Truth Above All Else
The Associated Press hired 11 people to fact check Sarah Palin's new book. In contrast, they hired ZERO people to fact check Obama's book.
This is significant for two reasons. First, this reveals the true character of liberalism and its destructive nature. Liberals entire purpose is to destroy everything around them except themselves. They do not want the truth and they do not want anyone other than themselves to grow or prosper.
Second, liberals hate the truth and they hate ANYTHING that exposes the truth. They fear Palin because the truth is that America is more like her than it is like Obama. Indeed, if America was paying any attention at all they would realize that Obama is completely the opposite of everything for which our founding fathers fought and died.
When he speaks try counting the amount of times he uses the words freedom or liberty in the context of the American people having any. He never does. EVER.
Palin is a wake up call to the liberal establishment that they will cease to exist if the truth is actually told. Palin against Obama would be no contest if the truth ever gets out. Indeed, if the presidential election could occur today Palin would win by a Reaganesque landslide.
This is significant for two reasons. First, this reveals the true character of liberalism and its destructive nature. Liberals entire purpose is to destroy everything around them except themselves. They do not want the truth and they do not want anyone other than themselves to grow or prosper.
Second, liberals hate the truth and they hate ANYTHING that exposes the truth. They fear Palin because the truth is that America is more like her than it is like Obama. Indeed, if America was paying any attention at all they would realize that Obama is completely the opposite of everything for which our founding fathers fought and died.
When he speaks try counting the amount of times he uses the words freedom or liberty in the context of the American people having any. He never does. EVER.
Palin is a wake up call to the liberal establishment that they will cease to exist if the truth is actually told. Palin against Obama would be no contest if the truth ever gets out. Indeed, if the presidential election could occur today Palin would win by a Reaganesque landslide.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Leave David Letterman Alone Already
Now, I don't agree with David Letterman's recent jokes about Sarah Palin's daughter but I do think everyone ought to back off and leave Letterman alone.
The reason is because nobody cared, and quite a few laughed, when every comedian on Earth made jokes about Michael Jackson getting little boys drunk and raping them. Now, everyone is somehow freaking out by two jokes that were not even about rape or about a child. Letterman claims he was talking about Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter, not her 14 year old. And, I heard the jokes. They were not about rape or child molestation. They were about consensual sex, one with somebody named A-Rod (whoever that is) and the other about Eliot Spitzer.
No, I do not think the jokes were even remotely appropriate. They outrage me just like the media attacks on Sarah Palin and her family during the presidential campaign outraged me. I just think some consistency and sanity are in order here.
If it is an outrage to joke about consensual sex then why isn't anyone outraged by jokes about drugging and raping little boys?
The reason is because nobody cared, and quite a few laughed, when every comedian on Earth made jokes about Michael Jackson getting little boys drunk and raping them. Now, everyone is somehow freaking out by two jokes that were not even about rape or about a child. Letterman claims he was talking about Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter, not her 14 year old. And, I heard the jokes. They were not about rape or child molestation. They were about consensual sex, one with somebody named A-Rod (whoever that is) and the other about Eliot Spitzer.
No, I do not think the jokes were even remotely appropriate. They outrage me just like the media attacks on Sarah Palin and her family during the presidential campaign outraged me. I just think some consistency and sanity are in order here.
If it is an outrage to joke about consensual sex then why isn't anyone outraged by jokes about drugging and raping little boys?
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