Batman = The End of an Era

Today is the very dark day in America when the Second Amendment died.  Mark your calendars and fondly remember the bygone days where a man was free to defend himself, his family, and others from evil.  Those days are now history.

As you have certainly already heard, a gunman opened fire during a premier of the new Batman movie.  He killed at least 13 people as of this writing. 

As any idiot could predict, this shooting has the liberals are already screaming about gun control.  There is simply no time to mourn the dead when politics is afoot.

There are two, and only two, possibilities here.  Now I am never wrong on gun control so pay attention.  

Possibility Number One -- Obama will be re-elected and he WILL BAN GUNS.  Even if our flaccid congress tries to stop him from outright gun bans he will use oppressively high taxes on ammunition, components, and anything else gun-related, environmental and land use regulations, various executive orders, and force international treaties down our throats until gun ownership, or at least use, is untenable by all but the very richest of Americans.  Guns will effectively be banned by limiting available types, places to shoot, making ammunition prohibitively expensive, etc.  If you doubt me then you have not purchased ammunition in the last five years.  Prices have already doubled, and is some cases, have risen even higher.

Possibility Number Two -- Golden Boy Romney will be elected and his true colors will finally be revealed.  Make no mistake, this guy is liberal to the core.  He only switched sides a few years ago because liberals have been infiltrating the Republican Party as part of their scorched Earth plans.  Romney pretends to support gun ownership but he lied.  He too will ban guns, though he may at least wait for a second term to do so.  Once he does start moving toward gun control he will not allow international treaties to do his dirty work however.  He will persuade our morons in congress to pass gun control similar to Clinton's failed Federal Assault Weapons Ban.  Prepare for limits in magazine capacity, longer waiting periods, increased restrictions on eligibility, and newer (safer and more reliable) guns to be outlawed.  Ammunition is also sure to be heavily taxed into rarity.

If either candidate tries an outright gun ban like we saw in England and Australia civil war would be the result so don't expect such boldness from either of these lunatics.  Both are patient enough to destroy our gun rights slowly and methodically.  Most people won't even notice it's happening until it is far too late.  They simply cannot be distracted from their beloved celeb-u-tards on reality television. 

In any event, you can now kiss your already dying Second Amendment goodbye.  Maybe its time to learn how to fight with sticks and rocks.  Of course, thanks to our bloodthirsty nature that would inevitably cause the human race to create a board with a nail in it so big, to doom mankind.

California is Racist

California wants to ban black cars. Seriously. Black cars.

http://wardsauto.com/commentary/cool_paints_ugly_090324/

The fact that California is banning black cars doesn't actually surprise me at all. In fact, I am surprised they aren't banning white cars. Those crackers blind me with their highly reflective white superiority.

For the record, I drive two gray cars since I believe in judging a car by its character, not its color.

Good Bye Security and Freedom

IT'S HERE!!!

The FAILED assault weapons ban is back. Is anyone surprised? No. I thought not.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=6960824&page=1

One funny part of the article is the reason for re-instituting the ban. MEXICO. Seriously, Mexico.

"Mexican government officials have complained that the availability of sophisticated guns from the United States have emboldened drug traffickers to fight over access routes into the U.S."

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Mexico is complaining about American guns flooding into Mexico. Am I the only one who gets the irony here? A country that is so corrupt that its criminals flee by the millions and commit crimes in our country and THEY are complaining that it is our "sophisticated" guns that cause crime in their country???

Where am I? If this is not Bizarro World then I am either lost or certifiably insane.