California is Racist

California wants to ban black cars. Seriously. Black cars.

http://wardsauto.com/commentary/cool_paints_ugly_090324/

The fact that California is banning black cars doesn't actually surprise me at all. In fact, I am surprised they aren't banning white cars. Those crackers blind me with their highly reflective white superiority.

For the record, I drive two gray cars since I believe in judging a car by its character, not its color.