Republicans: Getting Dumber By the Minute

Republicans are morons. The Republican Party has been infiltrated by liberals for decades and turned from a conservative defender of freedom into a laughable Keystone Cop -- ineffective and bumbling in every scene.

Here is a great illustration of what I mean. On Forbes today Republican Congressman Marsha Blackburn from Tennessee wrote an article discussing the TSA and its lack of authority. She entitled the article "The TSA is Coming to a Highway Near You."

Her article very nicely sums up why Republicans are morons. First, she is not utterly condemning the TSA even though it recently ran a random roadblock in her state seeking nothing more than to intimidate and oppress. Now, I am no congressman but Republicans used to defend state sovereignty and personal liberty. Not anymore.

Second, Blackburn is actually praising herself (a decidedly liberal trait) for, get this, introducing legislation that would actually REQUIRE these TSA thugs to be trained as law enforcement officers and given the same authority as law enforcement officers. Seriously?!? Where does this idiot come from? The intelligent people of this country do not want federal police to exist let alone have the authority to govern our daily behavior. We already have state police, county sheriffs, city officers, and mall security guards. We hardly need one more babysitter. How could a Republican miss that issue if she has any brains at all? But she doesn't just miss that point, she punctuates it by arguing for, and trying to require, MILITARY STYLE training for these thugs. This is Bizarro World at its best.


Finally, Blackburn actually thinks her legislation and arguments will somehow "rein in" the TSA "on larger issues of concern." Wow. This is moron Republican logic at its finest. They actually think that giving a federally (and illegally) empowered police force more training and more authority will somehow cause that police force to be "reined in." She even argues that her stupid legislation is about "truth in advertising." What a crock. Blackburn simply doesn't understand that her so-called "truth in advertising" is really just changing the carpet to match the drapes and that is a very bad idea when the drapes are NAZIS.

Juday-Juday-Juday

I was recently sent a shocking video showing Judge Judy berate a moron in her court for fleecing the welfare system. He was also mooching off his girlfriend. This guy was so dumb that Judge Judy sent the tape of this nose-wiping crook to Congress. Then to top it off the girlfriend who was suing him for rent didn't pay it herself and was quickly thrown out of court as a result. Just so you know, in my court these useless imbeciles would get the same treatment only louder.

The real point here though is that Congress not only doesn't care that healthy people are living off the system instead of working for a living. Congress created this guy and millions more like him. That's the way it is and that's the way they like it. Our ruling government wants dependents. That has been the whole plan since income taxation was born. That is why I have been screaming that taxation is slavery. And no, it is not about the redistribution of wealth. It is about control. Taking income one person earned at gunpoint or threat of imprisonment (IRS) is slavery. What government does with the money doesn't change that pure simple fact. Being forced to work for the state's benefit and having no choice in the matter is slavery in its purest form.

Don't think that taxpayers are the only victims here either. The recipients of government handouts are also slaves. Recipients of these so-called entitlement programs are infantilized by government so they cannot fend for themselves. Even if they wanted to support themselves, over generations they forget how.

The answer is what I have been saying all along. Abolish ALL forms of income taxation and phase out ALL entitlement programs.

Tyranny Wins Again

Tyranny is defined as an "arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power." The United States is a tyranny under even a loose interpretation of that definition.

One way in which America arbitrarily exercises power, and thus demonstrates its tyrannical nature is by detaining citizens to check their identification and reasons for being present somewhere. In Leesburg, Florida for example the federal government recently used military weapons, uniforms, and tactics to restrain citizens trying to enter the Social Security Administration office. Its stated justification for the raid was "detecting the presence of unauthorized persons and potentially disruptive or dangerous activities.” How transparent can you get. No the real reason was a show of force; against law-abiding innocent citizens. The terrorists here are employees of the federal government. Period.

I must admit that this is quite shocking to me. Not because Obama's administration is terrorizing American citizens,many of us expected that, but because citizens are tolerating it. They are peacefully and willingly showing their ID when an armed security force demands it. I won't. I, for one, remember the lessons of World War II. Shoot me, sick the dogs on me, beat me with the butt of your assault rifle but I won't bow to tyrants.

So here is my open invitation to the Department of Homeland Security and all other federal agencies that think they can control my daily movements. Come to Salt Lake City and try setting up a checkpoint. I dare you and warn you it will not end well. You may get away with terrorizing elderly people trying to get federal benefits but you will start a war if you push the citizens of this country much farther.

American Kristallnacht -- Coming Soon

One of the hallmarks of a dictatorship is the ability of the reining government to arrest and execute its subjects without justification and without oversight. Conversely, just and righteous governments are strictly limited in such matters having only the power to arrest persons with sufficient grounds and execution powers are strictly limited by multiple, burdensome safeguards to protect innocent people. Guess which one America has now become.

The answer is pretty clear if you are paying attention. The FBI has already branded you a possible enemy combatant for simply buying disaster preparation supplies, paying for food with cash, and changing your clothes. Now, Obama has granted himself the power to kill you. That makes America a dictatorship no matter how much you try to limit the definition and no matter how far you stretch the so-called "war on terror" excuse. Moreover, according to Jeh Johnson, an attorney for the Obama administration has said, "only the executive branch, not the courts, are equipped to make decisions about who qualifies as an enemy."

No kidding America. The executive branch, meaning the President, can kill you and only the executive branch can determine whether or not that murder is justified. And as I pointed out in my last post, Congress is seeking to repeal the entire Bill of Rights and replace it with military rule over American citizens on American soil. If these incredible power grabs by your government do not send chills down your spine and conjure up images of Kristallnacht style military death squads roaming our streets then you are a fool.

No, I don't care if that offends you. It is foolish to conclude that a government claiming the power to arbitrarily execute its own subjects as enemy combatants and to use military force on its own soil to enforce that right won't use such power. That is patently ignorant. No government in history has ever wielded such power without exercising it.

American Civil War -- Coming Soon

The United States of America is about to start a civil war. This is no joke. Congress is trying to pass bill that would allow the United States military to arrest American citizens on American soil without probable cause and without any consideration of any other Constitutional requirements.

You want the right to due process? Not in America!
You want the right to be secure in your private affairs? Not in America!
You want the right to a jury trial? Not in America!
You want any freedom at all? Not in America!
You want a righteous uncorrupted government? Not a chance in America!

This is Congress declaring war on the American people. If you are not already armed and willing to fight these tyrants then you are already dead. And if this total usurpation of the entire Bill of Rights is not enough to trigger a civil war in this country then nothing will.

By the way, for those who think there is a two-party system in this country, check this out. John McCain co-authored this bill.

And one final point. This type of tyranny is why the oft-ignored Third Amendment is so CRUCIAL to the survival of this country. Not allowing troops to be quartered among us is the core of every other right guaranteed by the Constitution which -- if anyone is keeping score or waiting for a sign -- is now officially hanging by a thread.

TSA Parody is Verbotten

The Transportation Security Administration is mad at us lowly subjects and now Congress has stood by their loving Gestapo.

No kidding, congress is considering a bill that would outlaw any parody of the TSA.

Apparently, they want to harass and molest us without fear of backlash from Saturday Night Live.

Well, I have news for you TSA and congress; piss off. If this bill passes I will make TSA videos, sell TSA t-shirts, and just generally mock the TSA every chance I get. I will paint my car in TSA colors with mocking slogans and drive around at the airport if necessary to make my point.

You are declaring war on not only the First Amendment but on common sense. I accept your declaration of war and I bet thousands of others will also accept.

And by the way, a righteous government would never be afraid of criticism. Hitler was though.

Geez Burgermeister, Just Ban All of the Toys Already

The European Union has almost banned toys. I say go ahead and ban them all you morons.

Under new EU regulations children are banned from blowing up balloons or blowing into party whistles. The new regulations also regulate magnetic fishing games and teddy bears too. Yes, I know this is so ridiculous it sounds like I am making it up, but I am not.

This is something to take very seriously despite the ludicrous nature of the regulations. Any governmental agency that seeks to micromanage your life should be summarily and permanently abolished. Whether or not my child blows a whistle, inflates a balloon, or owns a non-washable teddy bear is my decision not yours. Government should not feel empowered to raise my children and if it is willing to make these types of regulations it is willing to do literally anything in the name of safety.

For example, why not euthanize any children in a family over one, the elderly, and disabled people in the name of safety. They are the ones getting hurt more often so they, like balloons and whistles, should be eliminated. No more broken hips, siblings bumping heads together, or back injuries pushing your spouse's wheelchair around sounds like the EU's version of a safe society.

Why not just mandate everyone wear helmets at all times and outlaw tanning beds, sports, and motor vehicles altogether if you really want safety. No, once again the government is lying. This is not about safely it is about tyranny and to that I say, mission accomplished.

Impeach Already -- Murder is a High Crime Isn't It?

Impeach Obama already. He has clearly acted against the best interests of the United States and its allies and he has reduced its citizens to mere subjects of his crown. What more do you need?

How about MURDER. That's right he ordered and carried out the premeditated murder of an American citizen. That counts as a high crime or misdemeanor to me.

What you subjects need to care about most, however, is now that Obama has murdered an American citizen and refuses to produce ANY legal justification for doing so. His administration has created a precedent that allows the United States President to kill ANYONE for any reason. Yes all capitals is appropriate here. I am shouting this one until Obama kills me. It is only a matter of time after all.

If it is legal for the president to murder anyone he chooses, this country is not even arguably free. Even King George and most modern dictators bother with a mock trial before killing their subjects. Obama has not even tried to legally justify his actions. Wait for the cover-up though. It is surely coming.

I Fought the Law and I Won

I got pulled over yesterday on purpose to prove a point. You see, every couple of days a cop goes flying past me on the freeways. They are typically going 15 to 20 MPH over the limit but I have clocked them at higher. Normally, when this happens I get behind them and follow at their high speeds. Maybe my speedometer is wrong or something. The last one was last week and he was going as fast as 95 MPH on I-80 where the limit is 75. None of these guys are on emergencies by the way. They run without lights or sirens and are typically going home. I follow them on occasion and carry a scanner to verify there is no emergency.

The simple fact is these cops are corrupt. They swore to uphold the law and then flagrantly break it every day.

So, my story. This cop yesterday was coming up behind me going at least 95 to 100 MPH in a 75 MPH zone. The kicker is that I could not move over because I was passing cars. I held my speed at 80 MPH and he tailgated, swerved, and as I found out later even blew an air horn I never heard. Nonetheless I did not move. After four miles traffic was finally clear enough for me to move over and as I did he pulled me over. It was awesome! This jackass was so pissed that I prevented him from breaking the speeding laws that he actually wasted time pulling me over to lecture me. What a yokel.

This corrupt cop told me I cannot stay in the fast lane for that long but did not give me a ticket. If he had I would have gladly fought it and also would have made this issue very public, expensive, and embarrassing for him. For years I have kept a log of speeding cops and I am fully excited about using it someday to make my point. Anyway, I have no intention of giving a damn about this cop until the next time I see him speeding by. Then I will log it and call 911.

I did however send the following email to the Utah Highway Patrol.

"Almost every day I see police officers driving well over the speed limit. What should I do about it? Typically, they are in the fast lane, no lights or siren on, and going 10 to 25 MPH over the posted limit. They tailgate to move others out of the way and stay in the fast lane even when
not passing. And, no they are not on emergency calls. They are either going to the station or home after their shift. I use a scanner and sometimes follow them so I can testify they are not on calls."

"Do you want me to call 911 every time I see it as your website states we should do for other reckless drivers? Should I start a public awareness campaign and get everyone else
to report these dangerous drivers? Should I contact the media? Should I publish a list of these offenders to local defense attorneys for impeachment evidence? Should I start
doing GRAMA requests for the disciplinary records of each officer I see driving recklessly? Should I contact the legislature or Governor's office and demand they pass new
laws with strict punishments for these offenders? Is there anything I can do at all that will help these officers understand that they too must obey the laws they swore an oath to uphold?"

"Please help. This is a serious problem."

If I get a response to my email I will post it here. My guess is that the corrupt cops will simply protect their corrupt cop brothers. I am seriously tempted to start a public campaign asking everyone who sees a cop speeding without lights and/or siren to call 911 or perhaps a non-emergency line every time. I bet that would result in dozens, if not hundreds of calls every day. That kind of public pressure is just what we need to stop these jack-booted speeding thugs.

Suck it dirty cops.

Teamsters Declare War -- Republicans Accept

Jimmy Hoffa, the current head of the Teamsters Union just declared war on Republicans. After that declaration of war he added, "President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong."

Of course what he means about where America belongs is as a socialist state run by unions and Marxist special interests. He means he wants more power.

As for his declaration of war. To that I say bring it on. It is Republicans that pay taxes, earn their living in life, educate themselves and their children, and have a strong work ethic. They also keep and bear arms. Democrats are the one sucking the welfare and medicaid systems dry, have zero work ethic, refuse to educate themselves, and do not pay taxes. They also don't own as many guns.

If the war between Republicans and Democrats is actually an armed conflict as Hoffa suggests, the Democrats can't possibly win. They are unarmed, uneducated, lazy, and ignorant. If the war is economic Republicans win again. They are the ones who create wealth and thus jobs for these idiot Teamsters. If it is political Republicans win again since they are most of the 50% of the population that actually pays taxes. The one scenario Democrats can win is if this so-called war is a contest to see who can sit on their lazy asses, obtaining their sustenance from welfare, waiting for Obama to pay their mortgages, and watching daytime TV. Republicans cannot win a contest of watching Oprah, Maury, and soap operas for eight hours a day. They are too busy working to support the rest of the country. Suck it Hoffa.