Paper or Plastic ... Neither

I have come up with another idea to anger a liberal.

When you go to the grocery store and the clerk asks you if you want "paper or plastic" look at her with a cold look in your eye and say "leather."

And tell her you won't reuse the leather grocery bag. You want a new one each time you come in.

AMERICA SURRENDERS!

Obama surrendered. America lost the war.

Yes, I know Obama does not think announcing that America will pull out of Afghanistan in eighteen months as a surrender, nor does the media. But I do and its my blog.

This concept is really simple but obviously our moron president doesn't get it. NEVER tell your opponent that you will stop fighting if it can just hold out a little while longer. NEVER.

And combine this surrender with opening our borders to anyone breathing like Obama is doing and there is only one conclusion. America has surrendered, the terrorists won.

Thanks jackass.

Trees for Guns

I am extending a new offer for anyone interested in "going green." Here is the offer.

For every firearm you transfer to me I will give you a tree. If you have no place to plant the tree I will plant it for you.

Feel free to email me if you want your tree.

Obamacare is Not Even Arguably Constititional

Government mandated health care violates the United States Constitution.

Government mandated health care violates my First Amendment right to freely exercise my religion since it forces me to pay for abortions and to redistribute wealth against my will both of which violate my religious beliefs.

Obamacare violates my Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms since it will be used to infringe on those rights (forcing me to disclose ownership, storage practices to doctors, etc.) under the guise of health care. This one actually already happens at my kids pediatrician, it is just not forced yet.

Obamacare violates my Fourth Amendment right to be free from unreasonable governmental intrusions. Indeed, my entire medical history and condition will be at the government's fingertips and CONTROL.

It violates my Fifth Amendment right to not incriminate myself in criminal matters. Anything I say to a government owned doctor will surely not be private.

It violates my Eighth Amendment right to not have cruel or unusual punishments be inflicted upon me. For government to determine what care, if any, you will receive is certainly cruel and unusual. Moreover, the threat of criminal penalties and imprisonment for failing to fully participate in government controlled health care is also plainly cruel and unusual. The punishment does not even remotely fit the crime which should not even exist.

Government mandated health care also violates the Ninth and Tenth Amendments which EXPLICITLY PROHIBIT the federal government from infringing the rights of the people that are not specifically enumerated. Those rights include my right to choose my own health care, to not have my wealth redistributed against my will, to not have my health care rationed, to keep my medical conditions private, and to live in a free market as the founders intended.

Remember, the Constitution is an enumeration of powers granted BY THE PEOPLE to the federal government. Nothing in the Constitution even arguably grants the government the power to force the people to purchase anything against their will, especially under the threat of criminal imprisonment.

What about the commerce clause you ask? The commerce clause does not provide any authority for government mandated health care. It merely provides a mechanism to assure uniformity in interstate commerce. The Supreme Court has gone way too far with interpreting how much regulation the government can do but forcing people to purchase a government operated and controlled commodity IS COMPLETELY UNPRECEDENTED.

Never before throughout all recorded history has a government ever had laws in place that punish people criminally for merely existing.

Liberal Media Fears Truth Above All Else

The Associated Press hired 11 people to fact check Sarah Palin's new book. In contrast, they hired ZERO people to fact check Obama's book.

This is significant for two reasons. First, this reveals the true character of liberalism and its destructive nature. Liberals entire purpose is to destroy everything around them except themselves. They do not want the truth and they do not want anyone other than themselves to grow or prosper.

Second, liberals hate the truth and they hate ANYTHING that exposes the truth. They fear Palin because the truth is that America is more like her than it is like Obama. Indeed, if America was paying any attention at all they would realize that Obama is completely the opposite of everything for which our founding fathers fought and died.

When he speaks try counting the amount of times he uses the words freedom or liberty in the context of the American people having any. He never does. EVER.

Palin is a wake up call to the liberal establishment that they will cease to exist if the truth is actually told. Palin against Obama would be no contest if the truth ever gets out. Indeed, if the presidential election could occur today Palin would win by a Reaganesque landslide.

CSI Stole My Idea (Sort of Anyway)

A few months ago I came up with an idea for NCIS, my favorite show. The idea was that a terrorist would plant a bomb at a party of dignitaries and plant fake DNA on the bomb. Yes, scientists recently discovered that you can fake DNA. Anyway, the fake DNA would be from Kate who was killed about five years ago giving the show an awesome Kate twist. She is awesome for those of you who do not know. At the end Gibbs would be finishing his boat and painting "Kaitlyn" as its name for a profound ending.

Anyway, I am feeling crapulent about my awesome idea because CSI, a stupid junk science show is using my idea. No, they did not steal it from me, they just had the same idea.

So, to the writer who used my idea I hope you enjoy your buckets of money that should rightfully belong to me since I thought of the idea first.

Stop the Withholding = Stop the Tyranny

The House passed a 1990 page bill for universal health care a few days ago. The bill will literally enslave us -- criminal penalties and all. I for one am tired of this tyranny and I have an idea to stop it dead in its tracks.

Everyone who has their taxes withheld from their paychecks should stop the withholding for just a few months. I am not saying they don't pay taxes. I am just saying stop the automatic withholding. Instead, they would save the money that would have normally been withheld and simply pay it at the end of the year.

If enough Americans ended the withholding the government would see a massive and instant drop in revenue. If they do not fear us then they never will.

As a bonus, ending the withholding would also allow people to see in a tangible way just how much money the government is stealing from them. Its a win-win.

Homosexuals Attack Other People's Freedom of Speech -- Again

NFL football player Larry Johnson made comments that offended homosexuals and now they are petitioning to have him fired.

Petition Calls for NFL Running Back to Be Sacked After Gay Slurs

I have no idea what is wrong with Americans. Michael Vick brutally kills and tortures hundreds of dogs sadistically and he plays on. How do any mere words ever raise to a more offensive level that that?

America, your priorities are messed up. Johnson exercised his right to free speech. If you don't like what he said DON'T LISTEN.

Bidets are Stupid

I read an article today about a company that wants to sell bidets to Americans using the pitch that it will allow us to use less toilet paper. I won't bother you with the link. The concept that we can save the Earth by doing anything is getting quite tiresome but to argue that a bidet will help is complete lunacy.

Paper grows on trees. Water, at least clean, usable water, does not. Indeed, in many parts of the world it is a rarity. If the goal is to save the planet we should be using toilet paper rather than water to clean our naughty bits. My local government wants me to water my lawn less often, why would they want me to use more water in the restroom?

I also can't figure out how to use a bidet. How do you dry yourself off after using the bidet if you have no toilet paper and you are in a public restroom? Do you just pull up your pants over a wet bottom? And, who wants your waste, and other people's waste, squirting all over your naked body. Gross.

Bidets are stupid. America is superior to all other countries for several reasons; the Second Amendment, awesome TV shows, we spell "color" correctly without a "u," and WE DON"T USE BIDETS!

Obama: Government will Raise Your Children, Not You.

After everything else he has done to encroach on your freedom and indoctrinate your kids Obama now wants to increase the time your kids will spend in school.

His proposal is to add three hours a day, keep kids in the summer, and leave schools open during the weekends so kids can have a "safe" place to be. Are you kidding me? This guy truly does think he is the Messiah. He must or he would not even attempt such a ridiculous move.

If Obama actually succeeds in lengthening the time your kids are in school watch for the widespread outrage. Indeed, mark my words. If he succeeds in lengthening the school day he will have to also have to outlaw home school with criminal penalties involved. Otherwise, public education (indoctrination) is dead because all but the poorest of Americans will pull their kids out of school.

My kids do not belong to the government. They are mine. I will raise them and I will protect them from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. My kids will not chant blind praises to Obama and my kids will not attend school any longer than I determine is necessary.