Sarah Palin for Vice President: Part I

This is Part One of a series I will write on Sarah Palin for Vice President. The point of this series is to vent my frustration with how poorly she managed her last campaign and to discuss the incompetence of her advisers. If she follows my advice she will be the next Vice President of this country, if it still exists by the next presidential election in 2012.

Tip #1. Stop letting everyone kiss you when you come on stage. Men don't kiss each other under the same circumstances and it is degrading to a presidential candidate, male or female, to be kissed on the cheek just for entering a room. Keep degrading yourself in that manner and you will never win.

Tip# 2. Stop talking in that "folksy" manner. It too is degrading and stereotypes you as stupid, which you are certainly not. Speak clearly and concisely without the local jargon. It is not endearing and does not make you fit in more with the common man. Keep speakin' like ya just fell off a turnip truck and ya will never win.

Tip #3. Do not run with a moderate like Romney or McCain. To us actual conservatives moderate means liberal and we will not vote for you with one on your ticket. McCain killed your chances of winning the last election. He refused to campaign with any vigor at all and because of his moderate (i.e. liberal) position, lost you votes. Indeed, the only reason McCain was so close last election was because of you. Seriously, to me it looked like McCain threw the election purposely. Romney, like McCain, is a liberal to the core. He is the architect of government forced health care and he will never get the conservative vote. Lose the moderates or lose the race.

That's it for now. More tips for Sarah Palin coming soon.