Make me President Already

I am so sick of this country making excuses and pandering to each other politically. Make me President and I will fix it all.

War: Lets WIN these wars in the Middle East. Notice I did not say end. That is not viable for this President. My plan is to send 250,000 troops now. We stop waiting around and we stop debating. We also start actually taking out the enemies when we can. No more letting them go just because they are at a funeral with a few civilians. Yes it's cold but it also time. In World War Two England carpet bombed entire cites killing tens of thousands of civilians. That is too far, but killing a few civilians who closely associate with terrorists is not necessarily a bad thing. If that is too harsh, fine. Instead we can level entire cities. Civilians be warned. If you stay you are considered an enemy. I did not start this war but I sure as hell can end it in victory. The entire world can piss on Obama's country but NOBODY messes with my United States.

Illegal Immigration: I would CLOSE our borders. We would build a massive fence, patrol the oceans, and bunker bust any tunnels. Building a few military bases with bombing ranges on the border wouldn't hurt either. As for illegals already here. That's easy. Send them to Mexico and bill the Mexican government $10,000 per person. As long as Mexico knows we will actually collect on those bills (they have oil and gold) they will erect fences and guard their own border for a change. Yes. I know many illegals are not Mexican. Do I can? No. Mexico is where they go because that is where most of them cross over. It is that simple. This should be as much Mexico's problem as it is ours. Did I mention that NOBODY messes with my United States.

Education: Now states can choose what they want here but federal funding only goes to schools that teach the fundamental founding principles of this country in a historically accurate manner. This country was founded on Christian centered Capitalism, period. We are not Communist, Socialist, or Fascist and we will not allow our federal tax dollars to teach otherwise. We must also go back to the basics teaching primarily history, math, English, and science. No more socializing our children to fit a political agenda. No more global warming or diversity requirements.

Taxes: My first act as President is to abolish all forms of income and capital gains taxation. It is evil in its purest form to tax (i..e. punish) productivity. Especially when that money is taken at gunpoint (IRS) and redistributed to the idol through various entitlement programs. Indeed, these programs create generations of people who are adults in age only and suck the system dry. These infants are wholly dependent on government for their very survival. Only a dictator would consider that to be a good thing.