Friday, March 27, 2009

Turn On for Earth Hour

Earth hour is tomorrow so I just wanted to post a quick reminder.

Please turn on all your lights and appliances from 8:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. so that we can remind that arrogant Mother Earth that it is her duty to provide us energy. We own her and she serves us. A brightly lit house with a few bundles of Christmas lights on the porch should send the proper message. Let's never let Earth forget that mankind is her superior. Indeed, if she ever defies us again we should probably consider destroying her outright. Of course, we all know that mankind is completely incapable of actually destroying the Earth but that can be our little secret.

In any event, if Mother Earth doesn't get the hint from all those lights on at my house maybe the liberal eco-idiots who want to control my usage of energy will. Live free or die.

California is Racist

California wants to ban black cars. Seriously. Black cars.

http://wardsauto.com/commentary/cool_paints_ugly_090324/

The fact that California is banning black cars doesn't actually surprise me at all. In fact, I am surprised they aren't banning white cars. Those crackers blind me with their highly reflective white superiority.

For the record, I drive two gray cars since I believe in judging a car by its character, not its color.