Paper or Plastic ... Neither

I have come up with another idea to anger a liberal.

When you go to the grocery store and the clerk asks you if you want "paper or plastic" look at her with a cold look in your eye and say "leather."

And tell her you won't reuse the leather grocery bag. You want a new one each time you come in.

AMERICA SURRENDERS!

Obama surrendered. America lost the war.

Yes, I know Obama does not think announcing that America will pull out of Afghanistan in eighteen months as a surrender, nor does the media. But I do and its my blog.

This concept is really simple but obviously our moron president doesn't get it. NEVER tell your opponent that you will stop fighting if it can just hold out a little while longer. NEVER.

And combine this surrender with opening our borders to anyone breathing like Obama is doing and there is only one conclusion. America has surrendered, the terrorists won.

Thanks jackass.

Trees for Guns

I am extending a new offer for anyone interested in "going green." Here is the offer.

For every firearm you transfer to me I will give you a tree. If you have no place to plant the tree I will plant it for you.

Feel free to email me if you want your tree.