Nothing to See Here -- Move Along

Here are a few of today's top stories.

Government surveillance and control of the food our children eat.
Government sanctioned child molestation.
Obama has invited a gangster rapper (who glorifies fugitive cop killers in his songs) to the White House.
Associated Press is faking polls to bolster Obama approval ratings to impossible status.

Corrupt government actions like these used to be shocking. Not anymore. Thanks Obama; you a-hole.

Bloomberg is a Menace and a Criminal

Bloomberg, the Mayor of New York City, has set up sting operations across the country in which he has his so-called "investigators" try to entrap gun sellers into committing crimes.

Why isn't anyone prosecuting him for this? The article says that in 2006 he had his "investigators" commit the federal crime of making straw purchases. That is a blatant violation of federal law. Why is Bloomberg somehow above this law?

If the head of a drug cartel did the same thing he and his "investigators" would spend at least ten years in federal prison, and probably longer. Bloomberg ought to be prosecuted and, as a result of the inevitable conviction of this high-crime, stripped of his office.

Now I know our government is too corrupt to prosecute Bloomberg for committing the same crimes they prosecute others for every day but I like to dream. The irony of that piece of trash going to prison on a gun charge makes me smile. A lot.

I am not running for office but elect me Governor and I will have Bloomberg prosecuted if he tries any of these antics here. I promise. It just makes me angry that most of our politicians are actually criminals rather than selfless public servants as they should be.

Job Market Negatvie -- Thank You Republicans

The Republicans took office yesterday and the job market news headlines have suddenly turned negative. Coincidence? Not a chance.

Over the past two years unemployment has risen out of control and even under the democrats manipulated statistics, was much higher than is acceptable. Nonetheless, news headlines on the issue have been neutral to positive before today. Now, with republicans taking over the House of Representatives, the media has predictably switched to negativity over the jobs market. Doom and gloom are the watchwords even though the job market is actually, miraculously, and ever so slightly, improving.

I shouldn't belabor the point, but I warned you this would happen. I predicted that as soon as republicans had some majority they would be blamed for all of America's problems. The democrats will do it and the media will do it -- every time.

The more disturbing point is that republicans will let them distort the facts and republicans will take the blame. They always do. For some reason they are unwilling and incapable of defending themselves and have some supernatural ability to absorb blame for everything negative -- whether they are actually to blame or not. Combine that with the fact that nothing ever sticks to democrats and now we will have to suffer through another four years of Barry Obama as President when republicans get him re-elected in 2012.

So here is my sarcastic thank you in advance to all those republicans who just took office and will most certainly fail to controvert the inevitable media spin against them, for their uncanny ability to compromise away our freedom under the guise of bipartisanship, and for getting Obama re-elected in 2012.

Thank you, you sons of a motherless goat.

TSA Adds Mockery to its Oppression Repertoire

The TSA has a choir? Two of them to be exact.

This is an outrage. First, our taxes pay the TSA to sexually abuse us and now we are paying them to openly mock us? What happened to you America?

Having TSA agents in a choir singing to passengers in airports is nothing more than a mockery of both us and Christmas. They stand there and sing patriotic hymns while their co-workers continue sexually touching our children and people are enjoying it. They sing about liberty and about living in a free republic as if they are defending freedom while they actually epitomize tyranny and people are gobbling it up.

America, if you have really become too stupid to even know when you are being mocked by your oppressors then you deserve your servitude.

Government Sexual Abuse Required

My crotch is a no-fly zone. Strangers are not allowed to touch it and no one is allowed to photograph it. Because I subscribe to these principles of modesty I cannot fly. My religion simply prohibits it now. The reason is because in order to fly in this "free" country the TSA now requires you to either pass through an X-ray machine that takes a nude photograph of you or you have be physically molested by a government agent. Both are against my religion.

Others are joining me and fighting the TSA on these issues. Drudge today, in fact, is littered with headlines about these battles.

Here are a few:

TSA Hit With Lawsuits As Revolt Explodes

EDITORIAL: Big Sister's police state
TSA's tyrannical tactics threaten American freedoms

State-sponsored Sexual Harassment

I like the idea of lawsuits and mass-refusals to submit but I have several other resistance ideas that would be more fun.

-- Married couples could frisk each other in line as a demonstration of the sexual nature of such intrusions. The great part here is that the couple would be arrested for indecency even though they are engaging in the same conduct that is REQUIRED by the TSA.

-- Someone could show up in nothing but a trench coat (full on naked underneath) and tell the TSA agents you did it for them. This too would result in arrest even though the naked X-ray machine is actually worse as it takes a photo of your nude body rather than merely exposing it for a few seconds.

-- People could just start moaning in a sexual manner as the agents grope. Awkward, yes but definitely hilarious.

-- People could wear t-shirts that say things like "My grandpa went to Hawaii and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ... AND GROPED," "TSA agents do it better," or "Don't touch my junk!"

-- Carry your own rubber gloves for the agent to use or better yet tell the agent to take his off because hands are more sensitive without gloves.

-- Go through the line over and over again to see how many times you can before the TSA snaps and arrests you.

Regardless of which form of resistance you choose, my point cannot be overstated. It is against my religion to photograph me naked and it is against my religion to allow strangers to touch me sexually. Incidentally, such acts are also against my religion when done to children. Now, I understand that the government doesn't care about my religious beliefs and that it simply wants to oppressively control its subjects. Nonetheless, these intrusions mean something to me.

Now I know that many other people of my same religion do not consider these TSA measures problematic but they are dead wrong. They are also missing the point that groping and photographing people nude against their will are illegal acts when done under any other circumstances.

I hope you all resist in some way. Whether on religious, privacy, safety, or modesty grounds, this issue is simple. We simply cannot allow our government to sexually abuse us or our children. I personally will never allow either to happen to me or my children.

NEVER.

Election day is tomorrow and I am not excited at all. Others will be however. Republicans will celebrate because they see the inevitable republican sweep of the House as a republican victory. Socialist democrats, communists, and fascists will secretly celebrate because they see a republican sweep as a small cog in their manipulation of the American people. They WANT republicans to win; this time.

The manipulation is obvious and has been on-going for decades. Socialists infiltrate the republican party and push the entire party to the center when they can and they allow republicans to win elections to pass them the blame for their failed and oppressive socialist policies.

Obama will celebrate the republican victory tomorrow. Its part of his master plan. Obama wants this country in chaos. He wants riots in the streets, food lines, gas shortages, widespread power outages, and general death and destruction. But what he wants most is to be able to blame that chaos on republicans.

That's how he governs. Create a problem, re-write history and blame the republicans for creating your problem, and then run for the next election on the promise that you will clean up the very problem that you created. Couple that with widespread election fraud and you have yourself an unqualified community organizer (whatever that means) for a president.

When republicans win tomorrow they will celebrate, but so will Obama. With republicans in the majority he can, and certainly will, blame his failed economic and social policies on them. Let the blame begin and bring on 2012 already.

Too Old to Trick-or-Treat -- By Law?

I have read several articles in the last couple of days discussing trick-or-treating by teenagers. Some cities have passed laws making it illegal if over a certain age. To them I say thank you for proving my long-standing argument that America is a tyranny rather than the free society it claims to be.

I also make this declaration. If my town, or any city within 50 miles bans trick-or-treating for ANY age I will go door to door on Halloween even though I am well above any age they would set for the limit. Notice how I did not say I would go trick-or-treating. Instead of going "trick-or-treating," I will dress in a costume, knock on doors randomly, and say "what's up" while holding out a pillow case. I will also make certain to conduct one of these visits at the houses of any legislator who votes for an age ban on trick-or-treating in the hopes of getting arrested for violating the oppressive ban.

Now don't get me wrong. I don't like teens trick-or-treating either but I want them to decide for themselves how old is too old.

And seriously, these kinds of laws are never really thoughtfully considered. These idiot politicians just react without thinking in a ridiculous effort to control EVERYTHING. What if my teenager is mentally disabled and has the mental age of a child? Do these bans exempt them? What about my teenager taking smaller kids around? Is that illegal? What about me taking my kids trick-or-treating? Is that illegal?

The line of how old is too old should be drawn by the individual, not government.

What Is the Deal With All the Gum?

NFL Football coaches ALL chew gum during the game. Why? What's the deal?

As I go about my typical day I hardly ever see men chewing gum. It is very rare.

This one makes no sense to me at all.

And by the way, the Titans just shellacked the Jaguars and I want to complain about it. Now, I don't care one bit about either of these teams but I do care about TV sucking. And this sucked.

Jacksonville had the most incoherent play calls I have seen in a long time and so many missed opportunities and outright errors it makes your head spin. These guys were playing like a hastily assembled kids game in the neighborhood rather than like a professional team.

And, for the record, both coaches were chomping away on gum the entire game.

Tyranny is the New Freedom

I am seriously considering writing a book about the true tyranny that has taken over this country. And why not, with a readership as large as this blog has (3 confirmed subscribers) the market is already in place. Levity aside, it really is time for this country to wake up to its state of servitude.

I have said it before and I will say it to my dying breath, taxing income is tyranny. There is no getting around that fact. To add to that I will declare that government prohibiting the free movement and expression of its subjects (citizens is no longer the appropriate term to describe Americans) is further proof of the tyranny we endure.

We cannot speak publicly without first obtaining a permit from the government. That permit always includes a fee and limits the time and manner of our speech. Needing government permission to speak is hardly an earmark of a free country.

The same is true for movement. To travel, even small distances, you need a license from the government (with its accompanying fees) to drive, your car requires a license and its ownership taxed, the gas you need is even heavily taxed. Once you get in your car the taxes and government control continue. You are required to wear a seat belt under penalty of law, even if no accident occurs, and I can't count how many other government taxes and controls are hidden in the production, transportation, and sale of the car itself.

Try accessing a national park and you will have to first seek government approval and pay a tax. In Utah, there are actually roads you cannot go at all unless you ride the government bus. No personal cars allowed? When did that happen? I paid for that road and now I can't even use it. Tyranny at its best.

Want to ride a bike to get around the government permission issue and you will be sadly surprised. Many, if not all, municipalities require you to license your bike. Many also require you to wear a helmet whether you want one or not.

Now let me point out just how absurd the government micromanagement of its subjects has become. In Philadelphia the police are now spot-checking your car to see if you locked it and they are fining you if you don't. If you are not outraged by that then it is too late to write my book. What free people would allow government agents to randomly check their door handles and then fine them for not locking the door? None.

I will lock my door if I choose and I will leave it unlocked if I choose. ITS MY CAR! Anyone who thinks the government should have a right to check my door is mentally unstable. Sorry, Fourth Amendment, you are no longer needed. And then to add a fine? Who would support such an oppressive control? Only a tyrant, that's who.

Make me President Already

I am so sick of this country making excuses and pandering to each other politically. Make me President and I will fix it all.

War: Lets WIN these wars in the Middle East. Notice I did not say end. That is not viable for this President. My plan is to send 250,000 troops now. We stop waiting around and we stop debating. We also start actually taking out the enemies when we can. No more letting them go just because they are at a funeral with a few civilians. Yes it's cold but it also time. In World War Two England carpet bombed entire cites killing tens of thousands of civilians. That is too far, but killing a few civilians who closely associate with terrorists is not necessarily a bad thing. If that is too harsh, fine. Instead we can level entire cities. Civilians be warned. If you stay you are considered an enemy. I did not start this war but I sure as hell can end it in victory. The entire world can piss on Obama's country but NOBODY messes with my United States.

Illegal Immigration: I would CLOSE our borders. We would build a massive fence, patrol the oceans, and bunker bust any tunnels. Building a few military bases with bombing ranges on the border wouldn't hurt either. As for illegals already here. That's easy. Send them to Mexico and bill the Mexican government $10,000 per person. As long as Mexico knows we will actually collect on those bills (they have oil and gold) they will erect fences and guard their own border for a change. Yes. I know many illegals are not Mexican. Do I can? No. Mexico is where they go because that is where most of them cross over. It is that simple. This should be as much Mexico's problem as it is ours. Did I mention that NOBODY messes with my United States.

Education: Now states can choose what they want here but federal funding only goes to schools that teach the fundamental founding principles of this country in a historically accurate manner. This country was founded on Christian centered Capitalism, period. We are not Communist, Socialist, or Fascist and we will not allow our federal tax dollars to teach otherwise. We must also go back to the basics teaching primarily history, math, English, and science. No more socializing our children to fit a political agenda. No more global warming or diversity requirements.

Taxes: My first act as President is to abolish all forms of income and capital gains taxation. It is evil in its purest form to tax (i..e. punish) productivity. Especially when that money is taken at gunpoint (IRS) and redistributed to the idol through various entitlement programs. Indeed, these programs create generations of people who are adults in age only and suck the system dry. These infants are wholly dependent on government for their very survival. Only a dictator would consider that to be a good thing.